Get on a train, get on a train
But I don’t want to go, I don’t want to go.
Get on a train, get on a train.
How much does it cost, does it cost?
Diddly-squat, diddly-squat, diddly-squat.
Get in the train, get on the train,
But where does it go, where does it go?
Barnsley I think, Barnsley I think.
Get in the train, get on the train.
Get on the bus, get on the bus.
You said train, you said train?
Oops lost my train of thought.
Just get yourself to Barnsley lad.
BRIAN MACK 